Burger King Angry Chicken Sandwich

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Burger King Angry Chicken Sandwich

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Continuing in our trend of one Burger King review today, here's another hot one for ya. Seems the King and co. have savvied up the power of Anger in their items, and went ahead and upset some chickens. Then they cut off their head, and there you go!

Reviewer
JohnH
Categories
Food & Drink

Reviewed by John Hoy

Burger King Angry Original Chicken Sandwich

On my way through the Burger King parking lot, I noticed that the current deal was two Whoppers for three dollars, and I thought that my wildest dream had come true. But a bigger secret was about to reveal itself. I made my way to the speaker and asked about the Whopper deal, when Kaitis exclaimed that they had a New Tendercrisp, as well as an original chicken sandwich, that they had just angered.

I place my order into the squawk box for the Angry Tendercrisp meal. I went on to ask the friendly woman how much the price of the Angry Original Chicken Sandwich was. It flashed on the screen - $4.29 - then disappeared, or so I think. While on the way to the first window of the drive-thru, I made up a little ditty to the tune of Hi Ho by The Seven Dwarfs. Repeating it multiple times with different lyrics about the disappointing times at BK. It goes:

I hope
I hope
I hope this doesn't suck
I really hope this doesnt suck
I hope
I hope, I hope, I hope...

I'm Squidward, you're Squidward, we're alllll Squidward.

You get the gist of it. So as I hoped, I paid for my meal, making sure I was getting the Angry Tendercrisp meal. The female representative responded that I was in fact receiving the meal I ordered. By saying "Um, yeah, the Angry Chicken right?" I replied, "The Angry Tendercrisp?" She splurted out "Yeah... Yeah." She handed me my receipt and told me that my food would be at the next window. After shifting into first, slipping the clutch a little bit and lightly accelerating, we were at the last window. "Any salt, pepper, or ketchup for you today?" the BK crew member asked me. I responded, "Yes, I would like some ketchup please." She handed me my drink and then the bag of angriness. We were on our way back to WRS Headquarters to inspect and for me to enjoy this angry basterd (which is a word now).

After getting situated at HQ, I pulled the fries and the hot-tempered sandwich out of the bag just to find out that I, in fact, did not receive the correct sandwich. They gave me the Angry Original Chicken Sandwich. After being a little heated myself, I blew it off and told myself 'at least they gave you one of the two new angrified sandwiches.' After unwrapping this monster, I popped its top off. Just like the Original Chicken Sandwich, the topping list included mayo and shredded lettuce on a sesame seed bun. But in between the lettuce and the chicken, it had tomatoes, Angry Onions, the signature Angry Sauce, jalapeños, four half strips of bacon, and two pieces of pepper jack cheese. Concluding the inspection, I was not disappointed at the appearance of the sandwich at all. After I un-discombobulated it, I instantly put the irate sammich in my mouth. And was it pissed off; it had a sweet taste from the sauce, but turned on the fire from the jalapeños. It tasted just like an Angry Whopper but in chicken form. Everything about this sandwich screamed excellence and lacked the half assedness of their two creations - the Double Crispy Cheesyburger and the Double Stackticon. Like I said earlier, it's $4.29 for the sandwich and $5.99 for the meal, before taxes. It's moderately priced and I did not have to go into great debt to purchase it. Even though I didn't get what I ordered, I very much enjoyed what they gave me. Now I just have to go back to Burger King and get the right sandwich.

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