Friday, April 17, 2009
Unfortunately, not dangerously cheesy or even extremely cheesy. Giant Cheetos have way too much unflavored area inside paired with marshmallow sizing leading to uncomfortable eating situations. Get 'em once for the novelty, not for the taste.
8 comments:
April 17, 2009 2:29 PM
Agreed! They are not as awesome as they claim to be. I still prefer the small balls from my childhood. There is way more flavor in those. These big ones are too big. They take up your whole mouth and scrape up the roof of your mouth too.
April 23, 2009 11:52 PM
Heh. My balls were small when I was a child as well.
April 24, 2009 12:10 AM
I'm glad someone jumped on that opportunity.
April 24, 2009 3:48 PM
I've never had small balls. Testicular Elephantitis will do that to a kid.
April 25, 2009 1:10 AM
I think they taste pretty damn good. Just as cheesy as other cheetos I've eaten. The texture was inbetween the softness of a puff and the crunchiness of crunchy cheetos.
Yeah, if you're eating the whole thing at once it can have the crunchberry effect on the roof of your mouth. But seriously... Common sense... if it doesn't fit in your mouth comfortably, don't try to eat it that way. Don't be stupid and your mouth won't get ripped to shreds.
April 25, 2009 10:22 AM
Holy shit... The crunchberry effect! Sir, you've just won.
Also, I'm pretty sure Cheetos advertises them as 'engineered to be the perfect size for your mouth' or something like that.
April 26, 2009 1:37 AM
So i purchased a bag full of disappointment for $2.50.
The bag was labeled
"Giant Cheetos".
After seeing the awesome and over the top television advertisements for giant cheetos, I was super excited to get my hands on a bag!
I went to my local market and was glad to see bags of them available after seeing the new commercial a day prior.
Since the bag of giant cheetos is opaque, I decided to squeeze the bag a little, to feel how big these "Giant" Cheetos actually were.
They didn't feel giant at all!
After i felt up the bag, proceeded to crush one of the giant cheetos between my thumb and forefinger.
It took quite a bit of effort to bust one of the cheetos, through the bag.
So I thought ," Damn! this stuff is hard as hell.", and then I left the store with out the bag of the Giant cheetos.
Curiosity got the best of me, and i was back in the snack isle the very next day to make the purchase.
So I open the bag of giant cheetos, and it smells nice.
I took a bite of one, and I was immediately put off buy the harsh texture, and lack of flavor.
I tried another one, this time i popped it in my mouth.
BAD IDEA!
Giant Cheetos are worst than Captain Crunch with out milk!
So i tried to pawn the giant cheetos to my dad aka: The human garbage disposer.
After he took a bite, he asked me when the expiration date was, because he felt they tasted and felt stale.
I just had purchased and opened them that day, and the bag said "NEW" !
So yeah..... the idea of a Giant Cheeto was nice, but i wish they were bigger and softer.
I feel Cheeted by the Cheeto Cheetah.
I'm going to write frito-lay explaining my disappointment with Giant Cheetos.
May 24, 2009 4:58 AM
This last person spends way too much time thinking about snacks, reminds me of the chick from Friday 2.
I just googled this page hoping to find people making fun of the stupidity of the commercials