Burger King Angry Tendercrisp

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Burger King Angry Tendercrisp

Thursday, July 30, 2009

When John first sent me this review, I thought it read 'Angry Tendercrips', and it confused me, because gangs usually kill people. But underneath all the anger, there might be a tender side to the Crips. All I know is, at this point, John is gonna need anger management.

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Reviewed by John Hoy

Burger King Angry Tendercrisp

Like I said earlier, I wanted to go back and get the right sandwich. So I went back, all right, and got myself a sandwich, but was it the right one? I boldly ventured into my local Burger King, recently and classily rennovated into a BK Lounge, which included highly comfortable seating and two 48 inch television screens. Very modern and hip. Undoubtedly where all the cool kids hang out. There were none present at the time, though, so I got to step up to the plate instantly. The man at the register stared blankly at me. I asked him, "Could I get the Angry Tendercrisp meal? Medium. With onion rings please?" The man punched his buttons on his computer-like contraption, and it came up with a total. I gave him one of many different forms of payment and he presented me with a reciept with an order number and a medium sized cup. Which to me seemed quite large for a medium, hey who's complaining. After filling my glass with ice and Dr. Pepper, they were already calling out to me that my order was ready. I grabbed it, and made sure that I had onion rings and the correct sandwich this time. Both were present and I was ready to go feel the heat.

After making it back to HQ in one piece, I unwrapped a second sandwich borne of anger today. This time the sandwich that I ultimately wanted for lunch, I was now having for dinner. I could barely wait to wrestle with this masterpiece. It was topped with the same ingredients as the Angry Original Chicken Sandwich, except on a round bun and with a tendercrisp patty. After taking a few bites, I noticed that the chicken was very dry. The angryness of this sandwich made up for it, though; the bites containing Jalapeños were particularly great, the siginature sauce and those onions... mmm-mmm, do not get me started on those mean, mean onions. Absolutely delicious.

The price of the Angry Tendercrisp meal is comparable to the Angry Original Chicken Sandwich, falling in the six dollar range. All in all, with this anger filled day coming to an end, I feel that I enjoyed the Angry Original Chicken Jandwich just a little bit more. I really could not tell you why. Maybe because of its slender shape. I do not know. To quote BK on it, it is "So good, we haven't changed it since 1979." Well, they must've done something to make it this angry.

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