Oreo Fudge Rings

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Oreo Fudge Rings

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Oreos will never go out of fashion. Hell, black and white go with everything. But where Oreos really get to shine is when you eat 'em. I can only imagine what happened here is that the Oreo people committed some sort of Watergate scandal on Keebler.

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Brad
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Food & Drink

Reviewed by Brad Cook

Oreo Fudge Rings

During a recent trip to a grocery store, on a quest for new items, I came upon the cookie/cracker isle. I noticed a large blue patch amongst the shelves, and discovered at least five new types of Oreos, which is crazy. There were even Winter Oreos that had red cream filling. Not even red and green. I think they're the normal flavor, too. Kind of a novelty, I guess. But today we're going to be talking about Oreo Fudge Rings.

Remember those old butter cookies that you'd fit around your finger like the rings on that strange aunt you never really talked about? Who coincidentally used to make those butter cookies? These Fudge Rings are about that size with a slightly smaller hole in the center. They're made of the normal Oreo cookie, with "white fudge stripe"s drizzled over the top in a fanciful fashion. They look nice and they taste nice. End of story? No.

As delicious as they are, you better not be touching anything else when you eat them. The effects of holding them for any observable amount of time range from a white filmy dusty trace, to a gooey white mess all over thine hands. You could pick one up and drop it, and you'd still have some remnant of those white stripes, which is not something I want, whether it's the band or the fudge, and it'd probably be because of them that you dropped it in the first place. In fact, a few minutes after eating them, I accidentally reminisced and wound up with a fudgey stigmata. And I swear I still can't get the feeling away completely. I even tried GOJO.

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