Mary and Emily are in town right now with Kaitis and muhself, and we took a scintillating trip up to the grocery store whence we found these Superfruit Fusion Nutri-Grain Bars in Strawberry Acai and Cherry Pomegranate varieties mmmmm.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have made a huge step forward here tonight. Once again we can utilize the dollar for our spicy chicken fix, as Wendy’s has quietly and gracefully introduced 99 cent 5 piece chicken nuggets as a newcomer to their value menu.

Damn, guys, what happened? For a while everyone was so excited for Wii Sports Resort, and then all of a sudden everyone forgot about it. What did it, Project Natal? Lulz. Wii MotionPlus is everything you were hoping for and a little bit more.

Meatwad is probably one of the greatest characters in any TV show, ever. Then again, Carl is pretty hilarious also. As easy as it is to see why some people might not like ATHF, it’s even harder to see how they wouldn’t. Watch it once and you love it!

Ya ever wanted to run around and jump all over stuff as a springy little Asian girl with facepaint?! Your time has come. Take on a government of Big Brother caliber in this futuristic action-adventure game for the 360 and PS3. The demo is out now! Go!